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| Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 | | 10:11 pm |
The Sun, The Earth, Life And Death.
Just finished watching a show on the History channel about how the sun will destroy the Earth when it ages into a Red Dwarf. The show was very informative but I had one MAJOR issue with the information presented. They were saying it could take 3 Billion years before it start to effect life on Earth, but they are forgetting about Human Evolution and Technological Evolution.
Do you have any idea how far humans would have evolved in say, 500 million years. Not to mention technology. Hell, look how far technology has advanced in the past 5000, 1000, 500 or even 100 years. Homo Sapiens have only been on Earth for about 200,000 to 250,00 years and who knows how much longer the current species will be around due to either destruction or evolution to the next level. In 500 million years our technology could be on a level that our current brains could not even imagine. Do you think cavemen could comprehend jets, cellphones, televisions, automobiles, the internet, printers that can print organs. To hell with cavemen bot being to comprehend that a few hundred years ago in The Dark Ages somebody would have been burned at the stake for this stuff.
In 500 million years we could have technology that makes Star Trek look like the Beta version of the wheel. We would make the Asgards from Stargate SG-1 look like Fred Flintstone. In 500 million years we would either be approaching a non-corporal form of evolution, made several colonies on other worlds, made our own planet, found someway to inject fuel into the heart of the sun to extend it's life, who knows what. Stop trying to solve 500,002,010 Earth problems with a 000,002,010 mindset.
That is all .. | | Thursday, January 14th, 2010 | | 9:29 pm |
| | Sunday, January 10th, 2010 | | 9:13 pm |
| | Saturday, January 9th, 2010 | | 2:57 am |
Star Trek Munchies
Nothing like eating overnuked SPAM before going to bed. Let the funky dreams commence. | | Friday, January 8th, 2010 | | 12:30 am |
It’s about bloody time
I do believe the fates have turned around on the tall dark and chocolaty Charlie Brown. | | Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 | | 8:43 pm |
Full Time Work Search Assistance Required
Does anybody know of any places that are doing any hiring in the Winston=Salem, Greensboro, or High Point area? Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Current Mood:  anxious | | Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 | | 8:44 pm |
Cold Question
Is mucous suppose to be the consistency of cream of chicken soup? | | Sunday, October 11th, 2009 | | 5:04 pm |
| | Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 | | 1:30 am |
Versus
1. Predator vs Alien vs Jason Vorhees 2. Magneto vs General Zod 3. Lion Voltron vs Automobile Voltron 4. Evil Dead 2 Zombies vs Return of the Living Dead 2 Zombies 5. Florida Evans vs Weezy 6. Rose McGowan vs Salma Hayek in a Jello Pudding Wrestling Match 7. Inspector Gadget vs Maxwell Smart 8. Emperor Palpatine vs Dick Cheney 9. Walnuts vs Deeznuts 10. Jason Vorhees vs The Spartans 11. Wayne Brady vs Charlie Murphy 12. Joe Rogan vs Carlos Mencia 13. Charles Bronson vs Dirty Harry 14. Superman vs Death Star 15. Large Breasts vs Large Butts 16. Aquaman vs Red Lobster 17. Pinky & The Brain vs Baby Stewie 18. Al Bundy vs Peter Griffin 19. Fraggles vs Smurfs 20. Uncle Ruckus vs Malcolm X 21. The 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse vs KISS 22. Supernova vs Black Hole | | Saturday, September 26th, 2009 | | 12:39 am |
Could GOD make some ganja
Could GOD make some ganja so crunkalicious that if GOD smoked it he would get completely wasted. Yes, hence the Platypus. | | Friday, September 25th, 2009 | | 11:50 pm |
I do not smoke weed,
I do not smoke weed, but I do smoke ass. I will smoke an ass like a glazed ham. | | Sunday, September 6th, 2009 | | 2:57 am |
Future Plans
Does anybody have any plans for December 20th, 2012? Current Mood: anxious | | Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 | | 9:17 am |
Time For An Insomniac Rant
God's Plan ... what is it? Don't you just love it when people like to talk about what they think God's plan is? I don't , not really, kind of insulting really and stupid. Think about it, God all powerful entity immortal, has a plan. Human beings, basically, we are just a bunch of slightly evolved apes that are strategically dressed running around flinging bullets and pies at each other rather than feces. How can something as imperfect and stupid, let's not forget stupid. If you do not believe me on the stupid part look at the last several thousand years, hell read the headlines today when some kid is walking and texting at the same time and falls down the manhole cover, or some drunk is wandering out in the street and gets run over. You are probably thinking what started this rant at 8:40 in the morning, loose lipped people that's who. "Hey you are thirty years old why aren't you married with a kid or two." "God wants everybody to have kids that are what we are here for." Really, is that it, that is why I am here just to procreate and that's it. What the fuck happened to free will, you know that thing that separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom, that and a frontal lobe with all of that juicy intelligence that God gave all of us but only about 10% actually even try to use. Tell me this Mr. I know what God's plan is; if the only reason that we are here is to reproduce why didn't God step in and save several million jewish people from the Holocaust, or several million people from the bubonic plague. How about that big as earthquake that hit San Francisco back in the early 1900's. What the hell about AIDS, people are dying from the main act of reproducing. What about entire families of men, women, children and babies that are wiped out butchered, raped, murdered, set on fire, and generally destroyed in genocides. Is God stepping in there, NO!!! So do not fucking tell me what gods plan is until the entire fucking species get's it s head out of our collective asses, yanks the bluetooth headpieces out of our ears, stops texting long enough to think. This particular section of my rant is just stating the following ... no matter who you are, or how smart you think you are in the end you really do not know SHIT!!! No matter how high your I.Q. is you are just the smartest primate out there, you are just a few steps above a chimpanzee. We are all just a few steps above a chimpanzee. We are not the most intelligent life form in the universe, and if we are .... HOLY SHIT!!! Now that you know this, please STOP LETTING OTHER PEOPLE THINK FOR YOU!!! What makes you think they are smarter than you are, they may just be real smart and tricking people into buying into their collective bullshit. God gave you a brain, a frontal lobe, one of the most highly advanced brains on the planet - next to the dolphins -, and let's not forget FREE WILL. Use them please, after all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Maybe God's plan is just LIFE, think about it. Throughout history with all of the mass deaths, wars, genocides, plagues, natural disasters, unnatural disasters the millions and billions dead throughout the millennia ... we are all still here all several billion of us, and living longer. So quit your damn bitching. You are alive now, in a couple of decades you won't be, and you know what, you will be mourned and the shit will go on. Same shit different day. And another question why are we still fucking around with religions, haven't you figured out by now that none of them are right. Think about it. God = Perfect, Man = Imperfect, Man creates religion, therefore by logic religion cannot be perfect. After all, how many religions have there been throughout mankind's existence, a couple of hundred or thousand, how many are on Earth right now, a hell of a lot less. Why?!?! Some of them merged, some changed, and a lot of others got wiped out. What makes one set of beliefs more important than another set? They cannot all be right, if they are all created by an imperfect being, i.e. man, then none of them are right. If you want to find God then just look inside of you, god is within all of us. God does not exist in some building. God exist in the air you breathe, water you drink, frosted flakes that you eat, even the dirt you play Hacky Sack upon. You do not need a middle man to speak with God ... DUH!!!! Just because a group of people believe something doesn't mean that it exist. IF that were the case then the Earth would have been flat at one point in history, the universe would have revolved around the earth for a time, sacrificing children and animals would actually appease your local deity and bring you good fortune, one race of man would be superior to another, the Egyptian, Norse, Greek, Roman, Hindu and countless other gods would have existed. There would be who knows how many afterlives, and a fat man would have a list of every good and bad boy and girl then ride a vehicle pulled by a bunch of reindeer and somehow on a diet of milk and cookies travel around the world sliding his humungous rear end down the chimney, who the hell has a chimney these days, and leave toys undetected by the dog, cat, home security system, horny teenagers making out under the Christmas tree, horny parents making out under the Christmas tree, horny grandparents making out underneath the Christmas tree, horny pets making out underneath the Christmas tree, radar, trigger happy neighbors, trigger happy F-22 pilots with their air to air missiles ready to blow anything out of the sky, or maybe just a reindeer who is sick and tired of being pulled by this prick and decides he does not have anything left to live for and flies them straight down an active volcano. Now you tell me, DOES THIS SOUND LIKE THE RAN T OF A MAN WHO HAS GOTTEN ENOUGH SLEEP!?!?!? IT is 9:02 am on a Sunday morning and I am going to bed. Read this and think, get pissed, contemplate the meaning of the universe, or contemplate the weird smell coming from inside your own nose. I do not care, just use your brain ... AN DTURN OFF THAT DAMN MUSIC!!! Current Mood:  sleepy | | Monday, July 27th, 2009 | | 10:10 pm |
Bathtub favor
Does anybody know where I could find a bathtub with clawfeet?
I need one for a photoshoot. Any help would be greatly appreciated. | | Friday, July 24th, 2009 | | 12:34 pm |
| | Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 | | 7:40 pm |
Warning ... Naughty Joke Ahead
If you come over to myspace I will twitter your yahoo until you google all over my facebook.
I am more kinky, freaky and outlandish than you could ever hope to be.
Sincerely yours,
Super Freak-A-Leakazoid
Current Mood:  mischievous | | Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 | | 1:44 am |
| | Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 | | 4:59 pm |
| | Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | | 7:51 pm |
Inaugural Celebration
Does anybody know of any big parties/celebrations going on January 20th in celebration of the Presidential Inaugurations? | | Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | | 6:38 pm |
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